A human peeve I have is when I'm blamed for the deadly cloud of death that sweeps the room and everyone blames me! I mean really! It's not always me, honestly!!!I'm resting real peacefully in my bed and suddenly there's a huge racket going on, humans are waving their hands, shaking their heads pointing at each other and finally pointing at me. I mean, I didn't do it!
I personally think it stinks! Always blame the hound... Must have been the dog... What do you feed him anyways? I eat pretty much the same stuff everyday. Kibble, chicken, chicken jerky treats and whatever I can scam off my human. But have you ever seen what those humans eat? They eat everything... I'm positive the green cloud of gas is coming from those furless, 2 legged gas passing monsters called humans!
Just to prove my point, we dogs are always checking out each others butts just to make sure we know what each other smells like. Trust me, no dogs could EVER smell that rank! *good grief*
Thus, I must be correct. Hound butt smells like roses, human ass smells like smelly stuff that must have died and is finally leaking out.
I found some videos which prove my point.
Mythbusters: Do pretty girls fart?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g&feature=related
Women do fart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3oAjBwteHo&feature=related
1 comment:
Oh Pup.. just ignore the two leggers.. they wouldn't own up to anything like that..
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