I see things....

I was going to the dog park tonight to hang out with all the big dogs, and traffic was backed up over a mile . (1.62 km for all the Canucks out there) I was riding shotgun just like I always do, but today was a little different. The car stopped because of traffic and I was looking out the window and I thought I saw something that made me a little cautious. Of course I started to growl at whatever was out there and made sure my driver looked at whatever I was pointing at. The freeky thing is a number of years ago there was a car accident around where the car stopped and a human past away. It just sorta made the fur on my back stand up a little. I was glad the car started to move again. But then again, it could have been a bunny....

Have you ever wondered why male humans always stare at female humans boobies? And whats up with those females only having 2 boobies? Why don't they have lots like we do? I over heard a couple female humans talking to each other and they were pointing at another female human and said "those aren't real". Not sure what they were talking about, but they were sure laughing and pointing a lot. Oh yeah, back to the male humans. They stare at those boobies a lot and when the female sees the male staring at her boobies she gets mad. So.... why is that? those boobies are sticking out and sometimes squished upwards with a touture device. I thought thats what she wanted everyone to see? Female humans.... very strange animals indeed.

I came home from the dog park and had to actually beg! I'm telling ya B-E-G for my usual amount of chicken jerky treats. What the heck is going on around here? A hound could starve to death if I didn't work so hard for those treats. Sometimes those treats make my farts really ripe. Maybe tonight I'll let some silent but deadly ones sprew out all over the house to teach that big dummy of a human who's the boss around here. Humph! When I come home from the park I demand! DEMAND I say!!! for my chicken jerky treats to be ready!